I don't like you and you don't like me [well, I actually do like you], but I need your help.
My real name, Brandon, is horrible Dictatorial use. It's too weak. I need a powerful name to put on my business cards.
I need your help devising a new Dictatorial alias.
In exchange you will receive positions in my dictatorship.ven if you do nothing but flame me you get positions...why? Because I need to fill space in my future government.
This is why following the dictator is so great.
You get to march around with firm, sweaty twinkies and then just grab them and look into their fascist little eyes and say "why are you standing around like a buttfucked Weinachtsman?" and so on.